Petunia of the Manor | Georg Pedersen | Substack

What can a sword possibly do against a giant fire breathing dragon? Oh, what? You’re going to stab its belly and try to what, tickle it to death? Gimme a break. You’re better off with a really good joke book if that’s your plan.

Two things that are very important to Petunia: being kind to animals and taking care of your teeth. Come on Reggie just floss once in a while! Try…

Jun 10

It’s really all about having the right tool for the job. Sparrows don’t respond well to 5-7 smelly dudes in armor yelling and charging at them! Try just…

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The poor girl just wants to harvest some dang beets and instead gets caught up in all of Becky’s drama.

May 10

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